two things that are scaring me right now

so strep throat . . . we meet again
i will defeat you again

. . . well maybe. if i ever had a minute to rest or sleep or not be doing ten things at once.
why do i have two jobs again?

oh right
the job i love does not yet pay me enough to support myself
so i must continue with the job i need to pay the bills
boo

if 4 out of 5 people at your workplace are pregnant
and your that one who's not
should you start wearing those face masks to work to prevent it from spreading
or just swear a vow of celibacy?

don't drink the water people
(or more likely: don't have unprotected sex)