late but better then never

Best. Halloween. Ever.

no joke.

1. my J.Biebs costume was bad ass
2. autographed at least 12 boobs (or 6 pairs)
3. won ever dance battle i was challenged to. obviously
4. tipped the waitress with a signed Biebs photo
5. was surrounded by 3/4 of favorite peeps
6. slept sandwich style between two of them in a double bed ( i had to be the meat cause they are brother and sister . . . coulda got awkward)
7. had the best sleep in months - see above
8. snuck in the back door of the bar when there was a huge line up in the front (suckas)
9. didn't throw up. bonus
10. had a 6 hour nap the next day

we actually attended a second party on sunday, but it was not super fun. all the ladies were dressed as slutty ____________.

slutty pirate
slutty geisha
slutty bat-girl
slutty nurse
and so on

this party did not truly appreciate the epic-ness of my J.Biebs costume.
actually i don't think any of them really got it

whatever unoriginal slutty costume girls
Biebs out.