me: "there has been a pair of grey knit uggs in the front entrance for a few weeks now"
A: " and no one has claimed them?"
me: "nope."
A: "what size are they?"
me: "8"
A: " are they in good condition?"
me: " . . . yes . . . "
A: " did you already try them on?"
me: " . . . maybe . . . "
A: " you know our feet are the same size?"
me: "I ALREADY CALLED DIBS WOMAN"
those babies better get claimed soon or mamas gettin' some new boots
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